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    Unity is our Strength
         
                 

  Facts about Girls
                 
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
   
                 
    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
   
                 
    If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
   
                 
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
   
                 
    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
 If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
   
                 
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
   
                 
    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
   
                 
    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
   
                 
    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
   
                 
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
   
                 
    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
   
                 
    If you talk, she wants you to listen
 If you listen, she wants you to talk
   
                 
    In short:

 So simple, yet so complex......
 So weak, yet so powerful.........
 So confusing, yet so desirable.
 So damning, yet so wonderful
   
   
   
   
   
                 
                 
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