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| Sardar Jokes | |||
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Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa singh
has very good job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some
good Job. Santa singh says , OK next time we will apply together and they
do. On interview day, santa singh says , first I will go inside and answer
all questions except last one, and after coming out, I would give you the
all answers and questions. So you go and then answer there. You will get the
Job. So, Santa goes in. EMPLOYER: When we got independence? SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM? SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: OK. What's India's population? SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir. Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot questions. He goes in Now. EMPLOYER: When were u born? BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father? BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are u Mad Mr. Banta? BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir. |
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| Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He
was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college
admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely,he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him,"Can you
lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was
beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised
to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night..... " |
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| A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin' ". | |||
| Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well,wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone, anyway." | |||
| An American lady is window shopping in delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very american accent to the sardar owner.. What's the time?? The sardar is a very patriotic man and hates foriegners and their english accent while speaking..replies back in the same accent... Bra-Panties!! Confused the lady asks again.. No! No! Whats the time?? The sardar again answers back.. Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!! Seeing the confusion going between the two another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says.... O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade kol time puuch rahii hai gayee!! The angry sardar shots back at him.. Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis (12:35) | |||
| Jogi Singh was making a documentary on Indian tribes. For this, he went to the deep jungles for the details. One day, Jogi Singh was walking along with two tribals in the jungle, when, all of a sudden, one of the tribal took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. The tribal stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave. Jogi Singh was puzzled and asked the other tribal what that was all about, was that person mad or something. "No", said the other tribal. "It is mating time for us tribals and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you. Well, just about that time, the other tribal saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes. Jogi Singh started running around the forest looking for a cave to find these women that the tribals had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those tribals found. There must really be something really great in this cave!" Well... he took-off up the hill with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave. The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, "NAKED SARDARJI RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN CROSSING A TUNNEL"!!!!!! | |||
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