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    Unity is our Strength
         
                 

  General Shayaris
 
Chappal chhoti ho to Pao me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati
 
A kalam rukja Izzat ka mukam hai
Tere nuk pe mere Mehboob ka naam hai
 
O shayeri sunne walo jara gaur se suno
Age ka nahi aata Kisi aur se suno
     
    Teri julphein hai ya Ghana Andhera
JAANEMAN katwa de baal,
Hoja ganji...........Aur.............Karde savera
     
    JUICE peene ka mazza cup mein nahin ......GLass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka mazza Gharwali ko nahin Saali ko hota hai
     
    Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
     
    Tairna hai to samunder me aake tairo
Kinaron me kya rakha hai
Agar pyar karana hai to bahome aake karo
Isharon me kya rakha hai
     
    Jise dil diya woh Delhi chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
     
    Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya
Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya
Sar Mundwa Le To Savera Ho Jai.
     
    Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
     
    Ladka bola :-
Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:-
Bewkoof, Yeh bolna bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

     
   

Ladki boli:-
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :-
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaaron ka kya hoga.

     
    Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
Aur khuda tumse puche, Abe sale gadhe ab utrega kaise.
     
    Before Marriage :  Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti-
                             Tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi milti  

After Marriage :  Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti-
                           Tajmahal banana chahata hoon, lekin mumtaz nahi marti

     
    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya, to bheeg gaya tha.
     
    Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.
     
    Aapne mere man se khela,
Aapne mere tan se khela,
Aapne mere dhan se khela,
Well played! well played! well played!
     
    Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? So? What's the big deal?
     
    Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib.
La, phawda mujhe de, main khod deta hoon.
     
    Galib Ne, Lal diwar par chune se likha tha
Galib Ne, Lal diwar par chune se likha tha
"Yahan Likhna Mana Hai".
     
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan,
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan,,
Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan..
     
    Woh Sadak ke is paar thi, Hum sadak ke us par the,
Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi,
Hum Kuch aur aage badhe, Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi,
Hum Kuch aur aage badhe, Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi,
Ab Hum sadak ke us par hai, aur voh sadak ke is par hai.
     
    yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse US ka Visa
magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen
vo kam chaay ka pani, vo teeKha samosa
college ki canteen me hum sab the raja
vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the Khawja
vo Kahwja ke hathon ki 'bi2' chaay meethee
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi
vo padhtehi chiththi uska tilmilaanaa
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa...
kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa
vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa
vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....
bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa
vo seminar ke din pairoka chhatpatanaa
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul
par vo maa ka vishwas Teacher ka Bharosaa
college ki wo lambisi raatein
vo doston se thele pe pyaari si baatein
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
jivan ka ek atoot hissaa...
vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din
koi to louta de mere college ke din........
     
    Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hi to Zindagi hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
     
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