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    Unity is our Strength
         
                 

  High Tech Computer Shayaris
   
"Jo sadiyo se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga"
 
"Company ki ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh Read Only hain "
 
    "Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa Cut kiya ke Paste karna bhool gaye "
     
    "Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaanti ki is dil main aur kitne Thread hain "
     
    "Tumhare samne hain itney item, kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke Icon pe kabhi to tum Double Click karo "
     
    "Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warning
     
    "Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke Hard Disk pe aur kitani Files daaloo."
     
    "Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao" 
     
    "Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar main bikte hai" 
     
    "Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho"
     
    "Tere pyar ka E-mail mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par bicch main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai" 
     
    "Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Hamaare dil ke Website pe kabhi enter to maro yaar"
     
    "Apke insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift+Delete kar doonga" 
     
    "Aapke nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do PC joodte joodte hang ho gaye" 
     
    "Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai" 
     
    "Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save hai kar li File
     
    "Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya Mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!" 
     
    "Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
     
    Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" or "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki Animated gif
     
    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke Computer mein, nahin hai enough Disk space
     
    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai Server down
     
    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki Application, create main karoonga
Tum usse Debug karna, wait main karoonga
     
    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
     
    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
     
    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na E-Mail
     
    Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, System hota hai Crash
     
     
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